you trip over "thin air".
you make good grades in school but dont know how.
you collect stuff for no apparent reason.
"I dont remember" is your main response to questions.
you substitute frozen water for ice.
you cant stand cigarettes but are always up for herb
you try to smoke a jay that's not lit.
you smoke the lit end of a jay
you stare at the clock waiting for 4:20 to come, then you snap out of it and realize it's 4:21.
you have a freshly packed bowl in your hand and ten minutes later you realize you forgot to smoke it.
you're on the phone with your friend and you forget who you're talking to.
you went to the Superbowl thinking you were going to get smoked out.
you start eating before your food comes.
you respond every time someones says "dude"
your pets are potheads too.
you think Half Baked is the coolest movie in the world. (creators note: HELL YA!!!!)
you can't remember if you buy korn at the grocery store or the music store.
you think of things like "Does the sky look fake?'
you think cartoon characters are hot.
"huh?" "yep" or "what?" is a part of your everyday language.
you laugh at Discovery Channel programming.
you watch The History Channel because its initials are THC
your TV is constantly tuned in to the learning channel.
you like to suck your bottom lip into the vacuum.
you try to super size every meal.
every time you cough it sounds like a garbage disposal
you light up at 4:20 without knowing its 4:20
you trade your pipe for weed
you need instructions for a lighter
you can roll a joint blind folded
you always feel high
you can "make" yourself feel high
people know your a stoner without knowing you
you understand the previous statement
you always have something to smoke with
you can make a smoking device out of anything
you always carry a lighter
you can spell tetrahydracannibinol (THC)
tetrahydracannibinol is the biggest word you know
everything has to be green for you